Is there still considerateness in society?
Was there ever any?
What does it even mean?
Has the true value of words ‘fallen into oblivion’, been lost?
Isn't it tiresome to live in all the hypocrisies around us?
How come 'everyone' is afraid of everything?
Do we not know how to communicate truthfully and in peace anymore?
Don't we want that feeling gone?
Do we prefer to be always on the rant?
Though, behaving like 'nothing' is happening?
Is communication lost in the age of ASS's (Artificial Servant System's)?
All this to nourish the illusion of 'comfort'?
Idiocracy, implemented as the new way for 'easy' control!
But hey, everything is fine as long Mum does the washing!
Lyrics
'The world according to your mum doing the washing'
Capitalism: Your mum does the washing
You pay her a dollar. You get her to do your mates washing
Your mate pays you 50 dollars
Communism: Your mum does the washing. You do the washing
Every night you salute a picture of your dad
Socialism: Your mum does the washing. You do the cooking
Everyone is happy in theory
Feudalism:Your mum does the washing and pays you tax
Colonialism:You barge into mum's room
Claim you "discovered" her room
Dump all your dirty clothes on the floor
Fascism:Your mum does the washing and
You are obsessed with her nose
Liberalism:You watch your mum do the
Washing and feel really really bad
"Something must be done" you say
Something may or may not get done
Libertarianisme: Your mum does the washing
You believe you did the washing
Religion: Your mum does the washing. You thank god
Atheism: Your mum does the washing
You make a twelve part
YouTube video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did
In fact, do the washing
Zionism: You shoved your mum
Into the washing machine
And the spinning made her dizzy
And the dizziness made her vomit
And you point at the vomit and call it antisemitism
Americanism: Your mum does the washing
It's in the constitution. END OF DISCUSSION
Mansplaining: Your mum does the washing
You tell her how best to do the washing
You have never done the washing
Same Sex Marriage: Your mums do the washing
Patriarchy: Your mum doesn't exist
The washing is mysteriously done
Terfism: Your mum doesn't want your other mum
Doing the washing because of, like, genitals and stuff
Polling: There's a 70% chance you will
Do your washing on Saturday night
Come Sunday morning it was 100% done by your mum
Africanism: You go to Benny's house. Benny's mum does the washing
You ask your mum why she doesn't do the washing
You do not survive the night
Feminism: Your mum insists you grow up
And do your own washing
White feminism: Your mum hired a woman
Of colour to do the washing
Male feminism:That one time I did the
Washing I told everybody I did the washing
I blogged about it, bragged about it
Took a selfie, Insta story. went on TV, won an Oscar
Went on fortnite, did a dance. I'm an ally. Hashtag me too
Egalitarianism: That one time you did the washing is proof
It's all equal and no one needs feminism any more
Hip Hop: Everyday I'm hustling. Every day I'm hustling
When I bring the basket, mama puts the washing in
Narcissism: You look good in the clothes your mum washed
Surrealism: The washing does your mum
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