The Adventures of Ageese - El Mago
Wednesday 4 am Caracas in Venezuela
Ageese was bored.
It always happened around this time when the humans were asleep.
"Why can't they be awake when I am awake" thought Ageese to himself.
"I know I know" he thought excitedly.
"What is Uncle Ed doing. I bet he is having fun, he is always having fun."
"Let me call him on our Samsung Universal Remotes" thought an excited Ageese!
¡Apúrate! ¡Apúrate y contéstame tío Ed! purred an excited Ageese.
(Hurry up! Hurry up and answer me uncle Ed)
"Oh fluff it's Wednesday, we are only allowed to talk in Spanish to Uncle Ed on a Tuesday! No wonder he is not answering me."
"He is so clever, I want to be like my Uncle Ed"
"Soon I will be a charming rascal too!" purred a very excited Ageese.
Wednesday 9.04 am Kirkcaldy in Scotland
"Hey Ageese, what are you doing up this early? Are you misbehaving again?" said Uncle Ed, whilst packing some food into a bag.
"And yes I heard you, but it is Wednesday, and you know the drill by now, no Spanish on a Wednesday!"
"Have you been practising the foot biting trick on your momma Eli like I told you?"
"Yes Yes I do it every day Uncle Ed" purred Ageese
"Good, make sure you practise it well. Remember that you cannot progress to class 2 in the School of Charming Rascalry until you have mastered that Ageese!"
"Okay I won't let you down Uncle Ed, she will have to wear thick socks soon because I am getting that good at it." purred the excited Ageese to his Uncle Ed.
"Come on, let's go Ageese!"
Wednesday 9.14 am Beveridge Park in Scotland
"Have you ever seen a wizard Ageese?"
"What you mean like an El Mago Uncle Ed?" purred Ageese
"Well not so much a magician, but a real wizard Ageese. He is really ancient but with age comes wisdom, you will do well to remember that."
"First though we need to find his wee helper Sammy, who will take us through the portal."
"Aww fluff off Eddie Wildlife, you always come up here interupting my breakfast!" said an irritable but cute wee squirrel sat atop a rock eating his breakfast oatmeal!
"Sammy my man, how ya been keeping?" said Eddie Wildlife to the squirrel.
"He talks Uncle Ed?" purred an astonished Ageese
"Of course I talk you silly cat, squirrels talk not just purr like you cats!" laughed Sammy the Squirrel.
"We are members of the magical animal kingdom! If you come looking for me Eddie, I am guessing that means you are looking to meet Michael Scott?" asked Sammy to Eddie.
"You got it Sammy, I want Ageese to meet the Wizard."
What the fluff?
A scratching and banging noise was heard, which started Eddie and Sammy.
The scratching got louder and louder.
The banging got louder and louder.
It was like paws scraping at against glass.
"Ageese! what are you doing?" demanded Eddie
Both Eddie and Sammy turned to look to see Ageese standing scratching the glass as if he was trying to get out and catch something.
"What are you doing Ageese?" demanded Eddie again.
"Birds!"
"Birds!"
"Birds!"
"I have to catch!"
"I have to eat!"
Eddie and Sammy burst into laughter.
"Haha you silly cat, that is Batty and he will skin you alive if you try something Ageese!" laughed Sammy.
"Batty!"
"Batty!"
"Batty!"
"Batty, But...But...It's a bird!" purred Ageese
The bat slowly woke from his slumber.
"Eddie, Sammy what brings you here to disturb my morning slumber?" whispered the awakening bat.
"Batty MacBatface may I present my wee nephew Ageese"
"Oh lord help us, not another bloody cat!" moaned Batty
"Don't worry he is in training to become a charming rascal" grinned a beaming Sammy.
"Ah that changes things, I am very pleased to meet you then Ageese, we charming rascals need to stick together." screeched Batty to Ageese.
Ageese who had calmed down, was now sat on the arm of the chair in his home in Venezuela, transfixed at what he was seeing unfurl before his eyes.
"eh pleased to meet you Batty, hmmm sorry about before, but you know, birds birds, well you know, you just gotta!" purred Ageese.
"Oh, that is forgotten now, let's go meet our Wizard Ageese!" said Batty to Ageese.
Time to meet El Mago Ageese!
"Eddie, Sammy and Batty my three favourite charming rascals how are you and what are you doing here this morning?" croaked the Wizard Michael Scott.
"Well Michael, we have come to show you the newest potential charming rascal." replied Eddie to the Wizard.
"Aha that will be our first venture in Venezuela. You must be Ageese." croaked Michael to Ageese "Forgive my croaked voice but I am still suffering with long Covid."
"How did you know my name and I am humbled to meet a real wizard I thought it was nonsense!" purred Ageese softly.
"Now then young Ageese! Do you know that I am almost a thosand years old, so of course I know your name!"
"You are a very lucky cat."
"The Charming Rascals are a select secret organisation founded by Eddie Wildlife that spread charm and rascalness all over the world and beyond."
"I see that you passed class 1 and now you are in class 2. Remember the art is in not leaving a scar when scratch."
"Yes I am learning Sir Michael Mago Wizard ehm what do I call you?" purred Ageese.
"Well Ageese just like you are Ageese and not a goose, I have many names, but for you I am El Mago!" croaked Michael Scott the Wizard.
"Okay El Mago!"
"Blast and darnation, do you hear that?" croaked El Mago.
"Yes El Mago, I heard the toilet flush, one of my humans must be up."
"It is your mother Ageese she is coming to get her morning coffee. So we shall continue your teaching for class 3 very soon in the next episode of The Adventures of Ageese."
Ageese sat enthralled at what El Mago was saying to him.
"Okay El Mago, I better go now!"
"Bye uncle, bye Sammy, bye Batty ehm sorry again and bye El Mago until we meet again."
Thank you for reading The Adventures of Ageese - El Mago. Do look out for more faction adventures of Ageese and Eddie Wildlife coming via a Universal Remote near you soon!
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