Your Goose is cooked, Gabby Gander!

Not if I can help it. I'm steering away from your snapping claws.

Awe com'on. I'm just going to take one bite out of your tail feathers. This isn't gonna hurt a bit.

Ginger Gosling raced after him in a frantic attempt to grab his tail feathers.
This wasn't going to be easy for Gabby had been a Goose Island poster Bird for years.

With his regal beak and fluffy tail feathers, Ginger wouldn't leave him alone.
They made such a noise splashing in the lake with biting and nibbling and squawking.
Oh... the commotion caused another gosling to join in.

Look at the goose that just flew in.

This was Abigail Gosly.

Abigail knew that Ginger had bit off more than she could chew and Gabby was a Gander that could be got.

Abigail dove in from high above and made a giant splash.

This got Gabby's balance off and he couldn't see what happened next.
Ginger grabbed his feathers and Abigail tickled him until he couldn't move.

These Goslings finally got what they wanted as Gabby breathed out between tickles:

"Stop it. Stop it. I can't even breath."

Ginger shouted,

"Make us lay a golden egg or we won't let you go!"

28 days later Ginger did not lay a golden egg.

Instead she found she had laid this six pack of Goose Island.

When Gabby Gander came to visit his Gosling's nest.
he found the cold six pack and said...

"This is what I like best."

^{Picture from Adam Skalecki}

Hey Hive account@buffalobison

Have you tried making a feathered friends story?