Feathered Friends - Show Me A Photo Contest Round 104

I've always looked at a bird's beak as being similar to our noses. I'm sure we have all heard the expression, he/she sure does have some beak, referring to the size of their nose. I know, that was totally politically incorrect. But, that's where the similarity stops.

Hive account@nelinoeva pointed out how our #featheredfriends use their beaks/noses, for eating, feeding their chicks, preening, fighting, catching prey, drilling holes, and building nests.

I'll point out a few ways people use their beak/nose. People obviously use their BEAK to enjoy, or not, the fragrances captured by one of #Mothernatures most precious gifts, AIR. While that may be most folks take on what we use our noses for, there is a multitude of other possible tasks our noses can perform. Here is a short list of a few of them, so very different than how birds use their beak.

• stick it in other folks' business.
• stick it up the boss's ass.
• nuzzling it into something soft.
• pick, for a snack now and then.

Just a sidebar, not that I'm not rambling already.
The other morning I'm sitting on the front porch having coffee before daybeak daybreak. ALEXA's station in life is outside on the coffee table. While sipping my morning beverage, I like to reel off several questions, for her ears only of course, because there's no one else around, This morning, after getting her answers to my ????????, like what's the price of this or that CRYPTO, what's the price of gold and silver, what's the weather going to be, what did the DOW close out at, I proceeded to ask her/it to tell me a joke. Usually, her jokes are pretty lame, but not this one.

Now, this is where I tie in this week's #SMaP, you know BEAK/NOSE, to the above 111 words.

DO YOU KNOW HOW BUGGERS GET MARRIED, of course you don't, THEY TIE THE SNOT.

Now, tell me that's not hilarious, Remember, I was up early.
Let's get back to beaks, shall we?

So Cute

The size of a needle.

Short and bulky.

Hooked and threatening.

Ditto

Long and cavernous

Pointed and powerful

Color coordinated

I hope you had a few chuckles, they're good for what ale's you. 😁😁😁

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