I never took up smoking, I have an aversion to public displays of affection as an intrinsically private person, and I have only been truly drunk off my ass once with no intention of repeating that. I also tend to follow speed limits and such. I'm a fairly mundane person for someone with a lot of deeper rebellious instincts against unjust authority. I may be the most bland anarchist you will ever meet, but I did buy a bump stock just before Trump's first administration declared them illegal, and I still have it in a box. Fuck the feds!
RE: Stupid things I did in my youth that I do not do as an adult