So, there is this thing here on Hive, right? It's called #slothlysavers and is a revival (or maybe a reboot?) of the #saturdaysavers club. I was never involved in the former, but the #PIMP District is helping to sponsor participants this year in 
I figure, since I have goals and have taken an active role in its structure, I might as well drop a few of them for the public, so they know where I'm trying to go in 2026. Consider this a piece of my vision board and though I will likely not join the hullabaloo every week, I will still form reports from time to time to keep you all posted on my progress. Just know, I'm that Wyatt Earp nuk got booted from the playground cuz I don't play.
So where to begin, I have several goals I want to accomplish this year. In terms of HIVE and Hive (because they are two different entities when spelled properly), I'll touch on a few.
Let's start with HIVE - the cryptocurrency. It has a heavy relation to HBD, the supposed 'stable coin' that operates just under the veil of the Hive ecosystem. My goal is to initiate zero power downs this year and accumulate as much HP as possible for my personal curation account. I nabbed a screenshot of my progress for ya:
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As you can see, in the past month, I've added about 2000 HP between curation, power ups and other streams flowing in. At the current pace, I should reach 75,000 total, but my goal is to have a minimum of 100k HP.
HBD in savings is another animal. It seems I'm always pulling it out for some shit or another, but I will get a whole new toolbelt if I need to, to keep that from happening and reach my goal of 1000 minimum. I'm currently at 72.9, and am adding a little every day. The compounding interest is what makes this so attractive to me.
Those would be the primary goals. Hive itself, I have (or maybe, had?) other aspirations for. With certain code not being implemented in the last hardfork that I was told there was going to be, it has put a dampener on what I wanted to do. I may even say fuck it, and start building somewhere else while these greedy asshats around here figure out who the king shit is and stop pissing away promise and potential.
Oh, I'll still be here, don't worry, eggs and baskets and all that. But, I'm not afraid to pluck some roosters either and get my hens laying in a more suitable coup. Plus, I wouldn't care one bit to see some new faces emerge and the new faces I've seen, stay here.
Lastly, I'll cue you in on the L2s I have sights set on. The first being AEGIS. Once people see what I'm doing there, they'll understand the real value of it. It's kind of like staking HIVE, but on steroids.
The second is PIMP. I will do a full report and show people what each token is actually worth in comparison to other ones out there in the coming days. We made some really good moves last year while were diversifying our portfolio to back the token with more than just HIVE. Keep a lookout for that article.
Third is HSBIDAO. 
That's what I got.
What I'm doin'.
Makin' moves n movin'.
Shake fools while mooning.
Make tools to spoon em.
Break boons then tune em.
What you doin? Who gon'win?
Witty wooin mice and men.
Lockin axis so we spin.
Bitches, I came to win.
No matter what.
So do it. Stop procrastinating and masturbating start habitulating and articulating do more creating and less evading see mountains shaking cuz' you already know, I step harder than Hades. Oh, and REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, it's what I do.
because I can
So Can WE
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