There once was a fellow names Humpty who looked exactly like an egg. He had a bad habit of sitting the wall to get the best view over the park where he could see the birds flying, the bees buzzing and the plants growing; he loved sitting there catching the warm sun on his egg-shaped body.

One day, it was a little windy but he decided to sit on his wall anyway. Shortly after, he saw a really interesting bird settle on a tree branch and he leaned out a little further to get a good view.

The next thing he knew, he was falling through the air and then...He splattered on the ground, egg-body smashed and leaking egg fluids.

The bird he'd leaned out to look at saw the whole episode...flew down and started eating Humpty's egg fluid.