If you're someone who finds kids interesting and is always around them, there's probability you may not really feel the shock when they utter some statements unlike people who are not really always around when they drop their bombs of words.
Aside the time bombs used in war, their words are the next in line that may cause you thinking the word dropped from an imaginary or invisible being from the atmosphere.
You see my nephew, ehhh that boy is like a small body embedded with words and should be called word himself.
Writing about what he has always said will make me write and write but I'll just pick out 2 to share.
There was a day he had frustrated and disturbed me like I wanted to faint and hoping there was a place I could possibly runaway to for that moment but I kept on enduring because I didn't want give a tip of the iceberg but unfortunately he broke his chair and I had to give him 1 bumbum hot tap. You know!
He cried so loud and went in to report me to his mum and the whole scenario goes down like this:
Nephew: (Crying) Mummyyy! Mum2 beat me in my bumbum. Her hand is too much
(I was like my hand is too much? Lol)
Mum: Why are you also stubborn? Listen when they are talking to you
Nephew: I di nor stubborn now
Mum: So why did she beat you if you were not stubborn? (In between she coughed before mentioning the stubborn)
Nephew: Mummyyy! Better don't kill yourself
Ehhhhh we shock! Where did that came from? My God
I was forced to go in and see if there was someone else that statement came from and not him but it was still my mighty mouth driver baby boy.
Just Last night, I was trying to do something on my laptop and I had to later leave it to sort something urgent. He came close to me and wanted to touch the laptop so I stopped him.
Me: Don't touch my laptop! It is not for play
Nephew: No! Mum2 you're wrong
Me: What?
Nephew: Is system not laptop
Me in my head thinking and trying to get if he just corrected me now
I was just speechless and just put up a smile cos we would have to engage in series of argument before I would successfully convince him to my own answer if I should start that.
In between, he's my very smart and loving kid that I can't trade with anyone or anything.
Thanks for reading through 🤗
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