Even I have laughed and laughed before being able to put down this piece, what my phone has used this two eyes of mine too see enh, words can't comprehend it. I have this phone of mine I was using at a time like that, try not to laugh please, because I've refused to throw that phone away, I will make sure to disgrace and embarrass it same way it has done for me. I will even share that phones picture here, so please, you're not to laugh at me, but at the phone, it deserves it.
My phone happens to be my companion, but at a time it went bad and faulty, and it was a time when I was broke, the only thing I could was fix, fix, and fix it. There are times I use rubber band, other times I tape it. That phone enh, it has visited the technician a lot more than someone battling with STDs. Maybe my phone's disease is a terminal one and couldn't be diagnosed.
One of those days, I wanted to go out, and I don't usually go out with it, because the battery May shake, orome of the wires could. So, I do leave it at home, but it was necessary that I take it out that day. I took the bike and got to my destination, I forgot I had placed that phone in the same pocket with my Tfare. As I was trying to remove the money to pay the bike man, the phone fell. And the pouch that has been doing me the honor of covering it's secrets removed too. My phone hit the ground and scattered. The inner part became obvious, the various colored tapes, the wire that was worked so I could be able to call and all. People stopped and stared, a young lady came by to help me, and she paused immediately she bent down to pick it up. Omo, what a disgrace, am sure the girl will be like, "is this a phone?" I paid the bikeman, smiled at the lady and picked up my pieces. I just pray I won't end up seeing myself on Tiktok.
My phone was one that has become popular with the technicians in my area, that the see finish was getting too much with them, even when I go there to get other things, their apprentice would just stretch out their hand and ask for my phone. See finish at it's peak. So, I changed technician. On m way back from the town where I went to fix my phone, I stumbled on this beauty I've been eyeing for a while. I stopped her and we talked, I was glad she responded to me well in order not to delay her as she was leaving town, I asked for her contact and she agreed to give it out without pressure. She stretched her hands out and requested for my phone herself before I even talk, my mind was already racing. But, I just repaired it, nothing will happen, that was my thought.
I hand over the phone and guess what, the phone refused to respond to her touch. She looked at me, I looked at her. She tried again, and this time it responded but was mis-touching. Seh flipped over my phone to check the back, I don't know what she was looking for o, who ask her too, that was how the screen flipped alongside. I was so ashamed of myself and angry at the phone, I almost snatched it away from her and throw it away.
My phone is a comic personnel that loves making it's owner look like a fool. Even with all of that, I still can't come to throw it away. Maybe because I have very important things on it. Would still get it fixed when I have enough money to rebrand it. Trust me, if embarrassment happens to be one of the Olympic games, my phone would have helped me win either a gold, silver or a bronze. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to do it as it has done for me. Thanks for the opportunity to embarrass and disgrace it the same way it did for me back then. It forgot that "First to do no dey pain" 😛.
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