I Can't Tell If I Am Happy or Angry
I have been suffering from a bit... erm... A LOT of colic lately. My digestive system is just not having this food stuff. I have to say, just over five weeks ago I was living the life. Swimming around in all that fluid, hearing the rumbling muffled sounds and getting all the food I needed injected right into my body.
So mommy and daddy got me some gripe water and simethicone to calm things down. I guess it's working? Well, it takes me all day to push out a poop, but it sure is a massive one. Two diapers worth, I'd say all in one. If you ask me, that's a bonus prize! You're welcome dad.
To make matters worse, I'm getting all of this dry skin on my face. I didn't ask for this crap. How am I going to advance in my baby modeling career looking like this:
On the upside, I'm starting to be able to see a bit clearer. I've been looking mom and dad directly in the eyes which I wasn't really doing much before. Also, I've started figuring out a little bit what these weird devices at the ends of my arms are for. Grabbing! I still haven't quite gotten it down, but at least I can grab a hold of those weird spinning things that dangle above my crib.
Hey, it's a start!