Oh yeah! Of course. This commercial break to see if we are on the same page here and you clearly understood about what the heck we are talking in this moment. You necessarily have to be very familiar with all the jargon and slang that I highlighted above in the bullet points to cheerfully go ahead and accept my proposal without resistance. Don't worry! all this exercise will be pure & solid Win-Win. };)

I'm just thinking right now... why don't you send me all your loose tokens, cryptocurrency, Altcoins and Shitcoins in your wallet to me immediately and I will see what the heck I can learn about trading in all these platforms and markets in these next days to make you rich and earn us a real fortune? ¡I only have very few!

As I already said. Same as you. I know shit about all this stuff. But at least, I am truly willing to learn and I'm not claiming nor pretending that I am some sort of a DeFi expert, financial veteran, money wizard or something. Although potentially I could make you some money. Or maybe not. But rest assured that at least we both would have learned something new together. You with your own money and me with my prolific time and daredevil wit. Just think about it. ¡This might be your best chance!

Alright, but now with total and absolute seriousness about the matter. As they often say: "This is not financial advice and blablablablah". Yeah you know the swing right?

I really believe and may have to confess that throughout this post I have only lied about two things here. Yeah, only two little things:

1. This post was not as quick nor short as it was announced in the title. ¿Uhmmm?
2. This post was created exclusively to make you laugh and participate in a contest where I had to make sure that I would enter with a good and splendid chance to win the first prize you know? ¿Why don't you try it too? };)

¿Yeah who knows? Perhaps and even you could earn more money and much faster than having to learn all those confusing and strange terms in the bullet points above to decide if you would allow me to handle your money or not. Regardless of the fact that I already print me a little gun shaped gadget on a 3D printer to make us rich.

But yeah, with these freshly 3D printed thingies... you never know for how long they will work. Although there would only be one way to find out. Right?

¡Look over here!

So? would you send me your money? Or do you prefer to participate in this contest?

One of the rules and guidelines to participate in this contest is that you have to invite at least one other Hiver to join this challenge. But nah, I suspect it's better to invite to everyone who actually dares to read this post from top to bottom.

So, let us know in the comments section of this post what you have decided. So I can know beforehand what the heck I'm gonna do before July 24th to make you rich. :)

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