UFOs that were weather balloons
Weather balloons that were UFOs

And everything the newscasters said was shtupid!
If you wanted any of that data they said the balloon collected, just park a van nearby.

Worse, everything she said, the NSA is already doing.

My best guess is these are satellites that are no longer staying up near the firmament.
And if that is so, then we are about to see a lot of satellites fall out of the sky, and much of our communication fails.

If the balloons aren't that, then we have a false flag.
or worse