As we progress through this Halloween season it is becoming apparent that many people are taking the Halloween season so very wrong. Scared? Frightened? Halloween is not the time to be scared or frightened! Halloween is the season of love, my baby.
I'm sure that many won't believe The Love Doctor when he says we should be full of love, this Halloween season, and not one of fright. So let me explain. Let's go through, perhaps, monster by monster.
Skeletons
Skeletons may seem scary on the outside, what with them being made of only bone, calcium, and not even ligaments holding the bone together. That is pretty frightening. But look at it this way, fellow babies! These are not so much undead creatures as much as they are love creatures ready for you to jump their bones. All of them!
Zombies
Zombies are indeed a horror come to unlife. Bones, rotting skin, innards, guts, and intestines all falling and oozing out of various wounds and slices in their rotten flesh.
But baby! They just want you for your brains! How romantic is that?
Witches
For far too long witches have had a bad rap. Hunted through eternity. Burnt at the stake. Drowned. Crushed. And for what? All they've ever wanted to do is put a spell on you! Isn't that what we all want from our lovers, baby?
Vampires
Perhaps the coolest of all Halloween creatures, vampires have been made the protagonist and antagonist of all sorts of stories, movies, television shows, and everything. And why? Because they scare us? No, my fellow babies, because we adore them. Male or female vampires both are nearly all depicted as mysterious and sexy, and all they really want to do is give our necks a little lovenip and spend their eternity with us. Is that not romantic?
So you see, my babies, we need to not be scared this Halloween. We need to be full of love! 'tis the season.
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