She did us real dirty! I think she had a plain case of 'you don't know what you have until you lose it'. I'm not her but I know what I've lost. I'VE LOST THE PRIVILEGE TO ROAM AROUND NAKED - WITHOUT BEING ASHAMED.
I look at the prices of dresses and I can feel my eyes burning with tears - tears that if I let fall, will burn my face and leave me scarred for life. I'm not exaggerating, it's bad like that.
As if it's not enough to sell dresses at a ridiculous price, because I'm blessed to be plus sized, I've been cursed to pay extra on fittings. You see stuff like UK 8-12 : #10,000 UK 14-20: 15,000 😂ðŸ˜. I get that extra materials are being used to achieve the outfit but sis, I don't want to see that! Post the dresses and their sizes differently if you have to - don't make me feel bad for being thick 😂
Thick thighs save lives but they not saving my life from these bills yo! How am I a hero to everyone else but myself - nah mehn, Eve did a thing (I'm aware that this, when used connotes a positive thing, but I mean it to be bad here).
For someone who likes to look good, I enjoy shopping for quality wears and truth be told, of recent, the prices have not been friendly to my pocket. I really just want to know why EVE THOUGHT EATING THE FRUIT WAS A GOOD IDEA! - You had everything you could ask for - why gurlll, tell me whyyyyyyy ðŸ˜
I made a tweet about being mad at Eve because she's the reason I have to pay so much when I need clothes and a friend responded ' Walk Naked, Nobody dey hold you 🌚🌚🌚'. Y'all know what that emoji means lol cos they'll definitely 'hold me' and lock me up in Yaba left (psych unit). I just want to advocate for quality wears that come more affordable. Is that too much to ask for?
You might say, why not shop thrift? Oh I do and tell you what? They cost just as much as new ones these days because they're 'top grade' 😂😂 Help me see 'premium used' outfits. But hey, this money must be made; I get that. Just don't be greedy.
All is well o, that's what I can say at this point.
Y'all remind me when I get to Heaven (I know it's supposed to be a peaceful and calm space), I'm throwing hands with Eve - baby girl ain't gon know what hit her. These thick thighs save lives but when they on her, she will need saving from them 😂😂 ( y'all don't tell God I have this in mind to do).
Are you a snitch 😒