Good Day everyone.
I want to share with you guys the funny jokes I and my family did.
At home🏩💒, everyone was present because we are on mid term break and also it is selah day🕌🕋, but it was a boring day 😩🥱because there was no light to📺 watch TV. so I thought of making the family 😀☺️😄👪smile by telling some funny jokes. I, my sister and my mom 👱🙋🙋said school 🏫 jokes, while my dad and my two brothers 🧔🧑🧒said funny jokes.
➡️ School jokes
👉 Mom: Did you do your maths
🗒️ assignment ?
Me: No,I have already got my own
problem 😇😮💨😓
👉Mom: Why did you eat 😬👄your
🧾assignment ?
Me: Because my 🤵english teacher
said it was a🍰 piece of cake
👉Mom: How do you make '7'seven
even number ?
Sis: By removing 'S'
👉Mom: Which school 🏫 do you
great people in ?
Me & sis: Hi school 🏫
👉Mom: Why did your teacher 🧑🦰write
the lesson on the 🪟
window
Sis: She want the lesson to be
very clear 🧾
👉 Me: Why did the basic science
teacher can't trust an atom
Sis: Because they make up every
thing.
➡️: Funny jokes
👉 Bro: Why did the 🌕 moon cut it
part 🌜
Dad: become it e-clips 🌜time.
👉Bro: What is the best place where
🐈 cat go to 🏊swim ?
Dad: The 🏊 kitty pool.
👉Bro: Why is the 🔦light to close to
the other one ?
Dad: because is trying to tell the
other 🔦light Watt up.
👉Bro: Why is obstuse angle not
straight ?
Dad: because it never right