Nonsense Nursery rhymes, aka morning silliness

Birdy Birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye?

Me no baby, me no cry,
Me just glad that cows don't fly.
^{Source Unknown}
Then there was the Purple cow, which I've posted a couple of times, and you can see that post here

I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see, than
Be One
~
^{rebuttal by my sister}
Linda
☺
I never saw a purple cow;
Of Tears my eyes are full.
I never saw a purple cow, and
I'm a
"Purple Bull"
"unsigned nursery rhyme"
by
Jerry E Smith
©1/25/2018
The first image is an original from here at my house,
The second one was originally from Unsplash, but I
Used Windows Paint to give the cow that
Pleasant hue.

^{Self Portrait from about 1978}