We have a couple casinos in our immediate vicinity, so I am thinking that would be the best bet. You are going to blow it all anyway, so that way you might have a chance to actually make some back. Even if you are wrong on 80% of your bets... Casinos usually have decent food and drinks as well. Maybe make it a party and bankroll a group of friends. Finally walk into that high roller area for once.
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