"Hey babe, did anyone ever tell you you're like a duck having a bath when you use the hand basin in the bathroom?" I detected the note of frustration in her voice. Of course, it was a statement and not a question at all.
She was referring to a few water splashes outside of the basin that I'd not wiped up like I usually do. I know, it's not really acceptable but I'm human after all and am prone to a mistake or two.
I figured I'd better answer in case she thought I was ignoring her...that'd land me in even more trouble.
"Ducks are cute you know," A dangerous response I knew, but I thought I'd risk it.
She looked at me with one of those looks, and I don't mean the come and take me to bed for a couple hours and ravish me, looks. It was more...well, more of a withering look of frustration with a hint of rising temper. Clearly my little joke had missed the mark.
"Ok, not what you were looking for" I spoke quickly. I figured it was prudent to be more serious about it in case I ended up getting murdered in my sleep that night.
"No sweetheart, no one has told me I'm like a duck having a bath in the hand basin, but I get the point. I'll wipe up the water from now on. I don't know why I didn't, probably because I had just looked at you and were so captivated by your beauty and lovely boobs that I simply forgot." I thought I'd turn on the charm as it can never hurt in a situation like this.
She pursed her lips a little tighter, almost as if she was trying to contain a tirade or some scathing remark in return...but I caught a slight twitch at the corner of her mouth and a softening of her eyes...That's right folks, my charm was in full effect and my girlfriend is unable to resist it.
I was out of trouble once again! Although, I was warned to make sure I wiped up the water. I promised I would.
We all do things that annoy others to some degree I think.
I don't just mean with our partners but also with others at work or in our general lives. Some are super annoying and some maybe just minor things...I wonder if you have any little things that others find annoying or frustrating about you? Do you have any that you'd like to share about others that frustrate you?
Feel free to comment in below if you'd like.
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