Are you tired of people still enjoying life?
That other people meet friends, but no one wants to be your social contact?
Are you tired of distrusting the government and corporations, of seeing everything critically and always from two sides?
Do you also want to give free rein to your obedience to authority and belong to the majority?
If so, then I have just the thing for you, namely the cult of the Corona Witnesses!
Already a three-month membership in the Corona Witnesses can eliminate complaints related to thinking for yourself, nonconformism, critical rationalism, putting numbers in context, love of freedom or historical consciousness. The Corona Witnesses guarantee you the uninhibited mentality of a blockward, the ability to live out your need for denunciation, the opportunity to look down on others, and at the same time feel on the morally right side as you bring the critics of this new world religion to justice as in "the good old days" for their blasphemy, heresy, and other deviations from the globally dictated "standard".
Finally, experience again the joys of believing in science, sacrificing for public health
and the rectum of your government. Notice how you get really turned on when it says again "Believe only official sources, these rules must never be questioned!" Become also YOU the denier of the basic rights and trivializer of collaterla damages. Feel like you too belong to the herd again. When was that ever problematic "comrade"...?
Support the Coronafake of Big Pharma and contribute to the traumatization of your own children, afterwards receive for it also still the admiring looks of the other witnesses Coronas. Finally listen again to music of politically correct, obedient and system adapted slime like the Foo Fighters or J. Lo.
"Science" has proven that Corona Witnesses contribute significantly to the division of society, but can always call themselves "considerate and solidary", which is why they take the right to raise their morally superior index finger against others, even against those who, like them, have always followed the mainstream without ever questioning anything.
But don't take my word for it, just hear for yourself what convinced followers of the Corona Witnesses say.
Here you see Jon Doe before 2020.
John Doe: "Science means above all the constant questioning of false certainties and an open-ended, objective discourse. We have to be careful not to give up all basic rights too quickly if we want to continue to call ourselves more liberal than China. Those who sacrifice security for freedom deserve neither!"
And here's Jon Doe after only six months with the Corona Witnesses.
Jon Doe: "Put that mask over your nose, you covidiot, or do you want Grandma to die?"
"Hello (on phone), police? Yes, I'd like to report kids sledding without masks."
"I also once knew someone who fell victim to the horrible corona virus, it makes me a better person, plus it automatically makes me right about everything!"
"It's just a little shot, so don't be such a jerk about it!"
Well, what are you waiting for? Just follow "The Science" (...) and contribute to the economic total recession, unemployment, the rise of depression and suicides by just nodding off everything. Say goodbye to an alert mind, don't question anything, believe the media everything and become a follower of Corona's Witnesses, NOW!
By the way, the scaremongering and the cult around Corona is recommended by intellectual giants like Anthony Fauci and Joe Biden.
So that's what they are, the Corona Witnesses, a club for all those who, even before 1933, as convinced "comrades" would not have questioned anything, simply believed everything the mainstream said and uncritically raised their right arm.
ADVICE: For risks and side effects ask your historian and researcher of totalitarianism. No wait, rather ask your government, the members of established parties, journalists of the mainstream and employees of Big Pharma.