This is Pink, the one Aerosmith did the song about. Pink says hi. They live on a lampshade, don't ask me why.
Have you heard about the toy that's really blowing up this holiday season, Grenadier Furby? They're a blast but strictly BYOB (build your own bomb), explosive filler not included.
You have to watch them when they're young, they'll put anything in their mouth. Liable to chip a tooth. Plus you don't want them picking up bad habits that they'll continue as full fledged grenadiers.
If you're not careful or your furby is antisocial, the next thing you know they're liable to be pulling pins and chasing down the first Roomba or small child they see yelling "Free the Glutens!!!". Fortunately, the grenade comes with a hole drilled in the bottom, so hopefully you can convince the cops your toy wasn't actually committing felonies.
Meanwhile, instead of playing with furbies and hand grenades, my partner was in the parlour actually making things. Here they're carving a linoleum block to make prints with.
Evander has had enough of all our nonsense and would like to return to his regularly scheduled programming feeding.