The Tales of a Bronze III Noob continues today with the realization that I could have gotten out of Bronze 3...but I just didn't know how. Actually if I bothered to look at the screen properly and take the time to read the hints on the interface, I would've gotten out of B.III. Let me explain:
I expected to automatically be leveled up into Bronze 2 after the rating bar was maxed. That's how normal games go right? So when it was maxed I was confused as to why I was still in the Slums, and that nobody was here to escort me safely to Bronze 2. I thought there was a mistake, some kinda glitch, so I went and fought more matches...resulting in being absolutely demolished...and left for dead on the side walk....
When I came to my senses, I realized the bottom bar...POWER. I then looked over to the right and saw that I needed 750 power to unlock the next level. My first reaction was...
FUCK DAT!!!
...as I thought the game wanted me to spend money to buy some power, whatever that was...to unlock Bronze II. I thought there was some hidden currency I didn't learn about in the Slums of Bronze 3...until I looked closer...
...oh...Oh!! Power has to do with my fucking card collection! All I had to do was get a higher power rating, by either renting/buying some cards! LOL NOOB!!!!!
But when I finally realized this, it was too late...
I tried my hardest to get get back up and fight....but I was just too beat down and destroyed. They FUCKED me up bad. Absolutely bad luck did rain down on me today. I came across many players using Earth Summoners, especially the FUCKING annoying Mylor Build that everyone and their Grandma seems to be playing. I fucking hate it. FUCK THE GREEN BASTARDS!!!
But I did learn some sweet strategies though, especially 
...the approach is perfect for climbing back up the ratings. When I do get higher mana battles (between 18-27), I whip out my double life-leech combo that has won me some excellent victories...especially this one against those fucking green bastards.
In the end I called it quits and decided to claim my reward chest for the day...activating my one last Quest Potion...
...nothing spectacular. As that John Lee Hooker song goes...
...everything hurts...I can't stay...conscious...
...I'll just sleep here...in this dirty alley for the night...
...let's hope I make it through without getting my kidneys stolen whilst I sleep...
