When you can't find the right image for your post
Although I decided to undergo being a monthly author on mo' for a HiveBuzz badge to show, I feel like I owe all of you here a hello as I show the rhymes I know while keeping a flow that's kinda slow, but I shall do it come summer fire or winter snow. How good would it go? Would it blow? I don't know.
My dog once looked at me and told me "Amir, you need to improve your life, lose weight, and use your money better"
My response of course was "Wow! A talking dog" Before selling him for a lot of money that I used to buy a lot of Pepsi and a mini-fridge to store them in my room so I don't get up more.
There's no moral to this story, but some people thought Charles Manson was a genius. I am pretty sure those people will tell you the great wisdom of a random 4 lines story that includes a talking dog.
On the other hand, of course, you will think I am as mentally ill and random as Charles Manson who those people thought of as a genius. With me being aware of that, it brings us to one conclusion: I am wiser than Charles Manson. Which is either a sign of great wisdom or mediocrity.
Is There A Point Here?
I don't know yet, but I am pretty sure I will find one by the time I am done.
Have you ever thought about how the word "Really" with emphasis can make anything sound deep? Like this
Have you ever been to Australis?
Yes
But have you REALLY been to Australia?
I guess no.
You see, adding the word "Really" like that paints a picture of secret places or experiences there are to have that you missed. Either that or I just wrote myself into being right. Language is funny like that, and without someone screaming "WTF!", dumb points can become wisdom. Here's a quote from Charles Manson at his trial
The way out of a room is not through the door. Just don't want out. And you're free…
Do you think that, or any of his quotes would have been made into motivational pictures if someone at the trial just said "WTF are you talking about?"
I can't tell you the point of this post, but I can tell you the reason
My Air Conditioner Is Broke
It's hot already in Iraq and I need it. However, there's something that happens when I turn the temperature from 18 to 19, it actually gets colder after that and that's the only temperature it brings out cold air with. So, since doing that makes it work, I don't take it to get fixed. However, I asked people about that.
The AC repairman said "That's not how it works"
My therapist said "I am just imagining it working that way"
I asked a random girl when I was at a restaurant and she said "If you want me for the whole night, it would be 300$"
My friend said "That's just the secret big tech hides from us so we'd pay them to fix problems that don't exist", which, no one around said WTF, so I guess he's right.
The local Shiekh said "It must be Djin or Ghost"
The girl I like said "How did you get my number?"
So, each person saw it in............... AHA... I got the point of the post now, I told you I will.
People Interpret Things Differently
Just like someone would read this and think it's funny, or smart. Someone will see it as either lame or stupid. Some might believe I actually planned this point all along, and some will believe I stumbled upon this point. Some people will also not care either way, and some will just read the first few words and comment "Nice post. Keep it up".
As for me, I still don't know what's happening with my AC. And I also believe I should have charged more for my talking dog. Some people think I might be crazy. But, Shaheen, the demon who lives inside my head, says otherwise.