I'm happy to walk around the course with a mate and offer (really bad) advice and commentary like, oh man, you buggered that one up royally, and my old favourite, geez man, you couldn't have done worse if you tried. I'm not sure if my comments are all that useful, but in lieu of any real advice it's all I've got. Swinging the clubs though...nah, those days are over...there's often too much collateral damage.

Carving up the axe huh? I play some music too, so I know the value.