I had a good chuckle at your captions.

Just a "good chuckle." Hmm, I was going for rolling around on the floor in fucken tears of laughter, but seemingly I missed the mark. I'll remember to up the ante next time...but the post will have to come with a warning I suppose.

Hmm, checked, just one message and nothing in respect of a packet of dried spaghetti incident. Hopefully you had Wonder Woman's chastity belt and vibrator (as per my post above) and handled things in appropriate ways.