Catch the vibe
I’m back with yet another must have unlock in Cyberpunk 2077. Check out this hilarious yet useful weapon. It even vibrates. Think of it as a lightsaber shaped like a penis. You can obtain this melee weapon for free, let me show you how.
My video
This is gameplay of me playing through the mission and being rewarded the violent vibrator from Meredith Stout. There is a virtual sexual encounter in this video which leads to the cops showing up and heads getting smashed.
That slo-mo dildo to the face was epic. Sad to see V end up spent after this one.
Sir John Phallustiff
This dildo has a name. Pretty powerful and with a high critical hit chance. Believe it or not this weapon is actually useful and can make taking out an enemy up close quite silly. The name sounds very respectable and ironic.
Venus in Furs
You unlock this mission after meeting with the corpo agent Meredith Stout a few times. She will eventually invite you over to a discreet location. This means play time with a kinky corpo chick.
No-Tell Motel
This place is open 24/7. No need to even check in, just claim your room and transfer the €$s. Head to this motel to initiate your secret sexscapade and then enjoy your rewards.
In the bedroom
A vivid girl in girl sexual encounter plays out through cinematic sequences. It’s a bit odd watching something like this, but if you look at it as art you can still enjoy viewing.
Nips out
The fact that Cyberpunk shows nudity is refreshing. This game isn’t afraid to show you a fully nude photo. V is posed up on a yellow Night City background with her new blunt for inducer.
My new toy
It’s pretty funny beating enemies to death with a dildo. The fact that it is constantly vibrating makes it even more comical.