Last time we woke up. Only to find out that we are so drunk that we could not remember anything. Our name, who we are or where we are was a mystery to us. So we got dressed up and went out looking for answers. We met with a dancer and tried to sleep with her, but we failed. But she did say that we are a police officer...
This time we went downstairs. There we saw a microphone for singing karaoke. Our brain came up with a brilliant idea- we should sing here as well. We agreed to sing once we find some sad song notes. After that, we met with another cop. He introduced himself as Lieutenant Kim. And waited for us to introduce ourselves. But since we had no idea who we are, we came up with a new cool name for ourselves. Kim then said that we were supposed to meet a few days ago, but we were too busy drinking. After that, he asked if we had done any of our police job- question witnesses, take the body from the tree... Of course we didn't do any of that yet. The body is that tree for about a week already, so it is not like it can't wait for a few more days. Drinks are way more interesting than some dead body, right?
After that, we spoke with an asshole Garte, the manager of this place. He was very unhappy to see us. To him, we introduced ourselves as the harbinger of ruin. Garte suggested that the victim was killed by a lynching mob. After that, he dared asking US for money. So we pretended to be great philosopher and asked him, “What is money?” He obviously could not handle our intellect and failed to detect our sarcasm. So Garte gave us an explanationan. Then we asked another brilliant question- “How can we get money?” And genius Garte came up with idea, that we could take some bribes. After that, we pushed him more and asked why regular manager/owner of this place left. It turns out that Garte asked for her number and scared her away.
After that Kim briefed us on a case. It turns out that we both are from Revatchol citizens Militia...Who could even remember all that? So I think that in the future I will just call us cops. After that, we asked Kim if he ever talks to his brain. He said “no”. But we observed that he writes everything in a notebook instead. After that, we told Garte that sooner or later we are gonna perform and sing karaoke.
Then we went outside to inspect the victim's body and the crime scene. There we met two super annoying and ugly kids. One of them was so ugly that even according to the narrator looked like gremlin was throwing rocks at the dead body hanging in the tree. We confronted the annoying bastards. Tried speaking with them nicely. Tried speaking with them angrily, but it was no use. Gremlin looking kid called himself CUNO and spoke about himself in third person. It seemed that he may be on drugs. But all we could get from him were slurs/insults and reference about Night City. I thought that that was a reference to Cyberpunk 2077 but it seems that this game was released before Cyberpunk. The Cuno gremlin made me regret not putting more points in strength or agility. Had I more points in those areas maybe I could have forced him to tell us something useful. But we backed down without hitting him and he took that as sign of weakness. After that CUNO bastard got even worse and started insulting us more.
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