Man, this post was such a ride.
I know the game isn't for everyone
I'd agree, and I guess most people find it boring and slow at first, which it is, but we know how interesting it becomes with time. And honestly, I was not ready for the end of the story as I got used to it and thought there'd be more on the line. I'm also waiting for the next story.
The whole collector's haul looks incredible, and your grandma's reaction to the BB pod made me laugh too.
RE: Death Stranding Collector's Edition