If you think Lucky Blocks were pure randomness and madness, then welcome to the world of Bed Wars ā a mode where there is no mercy, every second counts, and your bed bastion is both your greatest treasure and your greatest weakness.
The goal is simple: don't let anyone destroy your bed while destroying your opponents' beds. Sounds easy? Nothing could be further from the truth.
I decided to face this mode on my own and...
Well, what happened cannot be called an ordinary game. It was a pure, unforgettable Minecraft survival game full of betrayals, epic escapes, and spectacular defeats.
Strategic approach or chaos?
I start the game. I'm standing on my island and the first decision I have to make: do I play defensively and create a fortress, or do I move headlong towards my enemies? Hundreds of thoughts go through my head.
Build a fortress? Collecting gold?
Attack right away?
I look at the opponents. I see that one is already building a bridge. No time for analysis! I choose the simplest plan ā we attack immediately!
I leap over the bridge, swinging my sword like a madman. The first blow, the second, the third ā the opponent starts to run away, but it's too late! A critical blow and he falls into the abyss. Satisfied, I look at his bed ā still intact.
It's time for the grand entrance! I throw TNT, block the entrance, destroy the bed... And suddenly I hear someone behind me appear with a diamond sword. Well, it's time to die.
First battles ā chaos and explosions
I collect quick resources, buy a sword and wool. The bridge must be ready in seconds!
My opponent barely had time to look in my direction and I'm already at his bedside. One TNT, quick punches and... his base has evaporated!
I feel triumphant, but it's Bed Wars. There is no room to relax. At the same time, a Fireball flies over my head, and pieces of the bridge fall apart in all directions. Someone is already hunting me.
I run back to my island, but it's too late. Another Fireball, my path disappears, and I with it. I fall into the abyss, watching my bed destroyed by another player. Strategic genius at its best.
Funny moments in Bed Wars ā laughter through tears!
A bridge to nowhere
I quickly build another bridge to the middle island. The plan seems perfect until I realize that I have run out of blocks... in the middle of the abyss.
I can't go back. I can't move forward. I'm standing still and the only option is to jump... into the abyss.
"Bravo, genius," I say to myself as I fall. And in the chat, the opponent writes: "XD".
A fortress that no one saw
Once I decided to play defensively. I built a gigantic fortress around the bed, surrounded it with obsidian, wood, glass... An absolute masterpiece.
Problem? For 20 minutes, no one even tried to attack me.
Everyone was fighting somewhere else, and I was stuck in my stronghold, building up layers of defense. Eventually, my opponent found me, but by the time he could get through, the game was over.
This is how I created the most useless fortress in the history of Bed Wars.
An alliance that lasted 10 seconds
I met another player in the middle of the map. Instead of fighting, we started crouching as a sign of peace.
"Okay, maybe this time I'll find an ally," I think. I approach him and hand him a few gold bars.
At that moment, I get a sword right in the back.
Alliance? Forgotten.
The biggest mistakes in Bed Wars
After hundreds of games, I learned a few things:
- Fireball is always bouncing ā right at you.
- If you want to check something for a moment, it means that someone is going to push you down that second.
- If you have an idea for brilliant tactics, there's a 90% chance you'll blow yourself up.
Examples?
ā¢ I threw Fireball at my opponent... who bounced it back.
ā¢ I built a bridge and jumped... But at that second someone blew him up.
ā¢ I bought a potion of invisibility... and I forgot that my armor could still be seen.