Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I 
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #153 🤫
🧭 Lost While Hiking, Mustard Sales & Baby Machines 🎰
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GETTING LOST IS EMBARRASSING, but it's not the worst thing that can happen on an otherwise casual hike. These ASEAN Hivers documented their ordeal despite being a little ashamed, but it's awesome that they shared it via a Hive post.
It's uncertain as to whether or not these folks have been self-rescued or found civilization yet, but at least they're using cell phone towers to post and stay in touch. I
A MUSTARD BLOWOUT SALE is going on in Brunei, and this ASEAN Hive couple used baskets to gather as much as possible. The prices are so ridiculously low that people from all over Southeast Asia are coming just to gather a two or three year supply.
Mustard has so many uses, most of them food-related, but when you can get it a 50 cents a bottle you have a deal too hard to refuse. I would certainly take advantage of the prices and have myself a little mustard squirt fight.
BABY MACHINE is not just another name for humans, it's an actual machine in Thailand where you can get a designer baby made just for you. I knew Thailand led the world in ladyboy surgery technology, but this is an astonishing leap.
I wonder if this couple was scouting to buy a baby or just marveling at the machine? Either way I'm certain I've never seen a baby machine in Cambodia, I'd certainly remember it if I had. For details like prices and how you can choose eye color, hair type, etc., you'll have to read the post....
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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