One time, I had this little monster come to me. She expressed her intention that she wanted to be one of my models. I looked at her cynically. How could a monster with such an ugly and scary appearance want to be a model?
She answered my cynical look, "Come on, buddy! Don't look at me with such racist eyes!" Oh, my! She started lecturing me about equality, "Don't think I can't do things a model would do. I'm sure you won't be disappointed."
"Well, let's see!" I gave her a chance...and then she started striking her best pose. Oh, my sweet monster! Everything exceeded expectations. She's so photogenic!
