I cannot tell a lie...

...I've never liked the story about George Washington and the cherry tree.

I mean, why the hell would you chop down a cherry tree?!

It makes cherries!!!

And then, as a child, to be taught in school that a person can grow up to be president simply because he decided not to lie about how he committed a senseless act of destruction of a living being?

Just how much wood does a woodchuck have to chuck to get a sensible fable?

This concludes my entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily by Hive account@brumest and Hive account@monochromes in the Black and White Community.