Every morning you guys argue at the top of your lungs about who has the rights to my windowsill.
Every morning. Like clockwork. And it's so loud.
"MY PEANUTS!"
"SHE ALWAYS GIVE US THE KIBBLE, SO THAT'S OURS."
"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, SQUIRREL!"
Always I open the blinds.
With foggy gunky eyes I squint up at the rooftops.
With starchy stinky mouth I call out a name, wondering if I'm talking to who I think I'm talking to and trying not to wonder if the neighbors have figured out yet that this ritual is all my fault.
Then I climb deep under the covers where the dog is snoring and close my eyes and ears to the world and sleep forever until the
HOLY JESUS LOUD AS FUCK GLASS-BREAKING BABY-SHAKING alarm goes off.
Get up
get ready for work.
I'm off tomorrow, so I was wondering...
in the morning...
when you guys come over...
can you please be
HOLY JESUS LOUD AS FUCK GLASS-BREAKING BABY-SHAKING RAUCOUS bastards
so that I don't go back to sleep but instead...
get up
go to the window
open it
lean out
greet the dawn
greet the cold
and greet you?
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