Hail to the Hive!
The Tricycle. Slow, uncomfortable, noisy, awkward and they slow up traffic but they make for good photography and they are cheap. Well usually but not so much in Moalboal for tourists, they pretty much get ripped off.
Also now I've sold my bike they are also useful to get my drunk ass home.
So faster than walking and I'm comfortably numb by that point and feeling no pain.
They're not without their charm though.