On today’s episode of little things that make sense is this salacious juicy red crunchy heavenly orgasmic Apple. It is easily one of the best things to grace the earth and I am grateful it exists.
The simplicity yet sophistication in taste, the crunchiness, the juiciness and the sheer beauty that it is, are why I love it immensely. It is an experience which it’s end is both satisfying and annoying. 
Here is how you should be eating your apple.
I have shared detailed pictures of the processes of devouring a delicious juicy apple the right way.
The right way because I said so. One of the worst things you can do to yourself is eat the seed of an Apple, it just ruins the whole experience. So what you should do is eat carefully around it.
The reason I’m saying is because I shared these photos on my WhatsApp status and my friend - Coke replied and told me to come teach him how to eat an apple. Now I thought he was joking because he’s a total clown but turns out he was serious. He said he could never get himself to eat an apple whiteout biting into the seed. I thought that was ridiculous.
I’m sure he’s the only one in the world who doesn’t know how to eat an apple, but per chance you are one, I hope this post finds you well.
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