I’m jelly donut and I strongly favor talking to MAGA Americans with USA spellings. That we would Lykke, K?

Also, we aren’t fooled by the name. We now know there isn’t alot of money in “Green”land. We were fooled for awhile sure .. but The Five explained it.

So now somehow youv gotta convince us anyways that your falsely named real eState you want to offload is better than Iceland, that is literally named for all it’s diamonds, and they aint controlled by the African beer company neither.

In general we aren’t fans of anything “green”. But you let us change the name to “Trump Redland Golf Course And Casino” and we can put the tallest 80 story residential tower right at the center of where the North Pole is located in “Green”land, then we will give you a good price. It won’t be cash up front, we aren’t mormons but if you front the construction loan we will give you five Points on the Back End (in case you didn’t notice Trump is HUGE on the Back End) in perpetuity for 30yrs.

This offer expires whichever comes first , we don’t know which, either in 24 hours from now in real time or Zulu time if you like Africa or in 24hr in “Green”wich Village Mean Time since you Europeans like New York hippies so much you use their time zone which actually is fine with me because New York is a dump now but it’s really the greatest city ever if we can put in jail all the criminal Demos who ran it into the ground its a shame.

Or do you prefer 24 hrs from now in Australia Time?(Does that count back backwards? Because maybe come to think of it, is Greenland part of The Great Barrier to Reefer in Australia? We really admire that wall against drugs and maybe than Greenland can help stop all the flood of fentanyl and all the others ills that are coming in to hour boarders like theirs know tomorrow

Ok K Lyyke clock starts ..

NOW