A little humor does not hurt, this time I bring you in green format, a song that perhaps the story has happened to anyone in the family #hive, because it is a story of a man despechado, as its title indicates, the man of the song has been torn from his hands the heart and took a bad love in his chest, without further ado, I hope you get a beautiful smile that I'm sure you will, a hug for everyone, happy Thursday #hive.
Hombre Despechado
Riki López
Mi novia suspiraba por poderse operar
lo que tiran mas que dos carretas
estaba acomplejada desde la pubertad
en la pandi le llamaban: la planeta
y aunque a mi me bastaran así
en aras de verla feliz
para san valentín, me lucí
le regalé la operación
medio kilo en cada teta
total casi un millón
de la antiguas pesetas
con la agravante
que le da a mi acción más mérito
como buen currante
tuve que pedir un crédito
Y así fue como mi Mari
cambió de sonrisa
y talla de sostén
pasó de cero a cien
más deprisa que un ferrari.
También aumento su vida social
tanto que en un mes
y sin motivo de queja
me viene con un: tenemos que hablar
me sienta en el sofá
y me suelta que me deja
que necesita soledad
pa' que su mente se equilibre
que me quiere pero no esta enamora'
que se va , que prefiere ser libre
Mentira que a la semana me entero
que está viviendo ya con un tal Casio
mira que casualidad, el monitor de su gimnasio
Cornudo y apaleao
me vi sin ella y sin saber
donde poner los brazos
con cara de portero goleao
aun me faltaban por pagar veintidós plazos
La llamé y le dije no hay derecho
esto no es justo
que delito y a los pechos me remito
senorita que yo estoy pagando el busto
con el que otro pasa gusto
y me replica: santa rita, santa rita...
Es una mala mujer
lo sé desde que no está a mi lado
Es una mala mujer
y yo un hombre despechado.
Man disdained
Riki Lopez
My girlfriend was sighing for surgery
what they throw more than two carts
was self-conscious since puberty
in the pandi they called it: the planet
and even if they were enough for me like that
for the sake of seeing her happy
for valentine's day, I showed off
I gave him the operation
half a kilo on each
total almost one million
of the old pesetas
with the aggravating factor
that gives my action more merit
as a good currante
I had to ask for a loan
And that's how my Mari went.
changed smile
and bra size
went from zero to a hundred
faster than a ferrari.
Also increased their social life
so much so that in a month
and no reason to complain
comes to me with a: we have to talk
I sit on the couch
and let me go that leaves me
who needs solitude
for your mind to balance
who loves me but is not in love'
who leaves, who prefers to be free
Lie that A week I find out
who is already living with a certain Cassius
look what a coincidence, the monitor of your gym
Horned and apaleao
I found myself without her and without knowing
where to put your arms
with goalkeeper's face goal
I still had to pay twenty-two installments
I called her and told her there is no right
this is not fair
that crime and to the breasts I refer
senorita that I am paying for the bust
with which another passes taste
and he replies to me: santa rita, santa rita...
She's a bad woman
I know since he is not by my side
She's a bad woman
and I a scornful man.
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