I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.
“That was fun,” I said. “You bet it was,” said Nick. “Let’s climb higher.”
“No,” I said. “I think we should be heading back now.”
“We have time,” Nick insisted.
I said we didn’t, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back.
I didn’t say it was an interesting story.
- Jack Handey. Deep Thoughts, 1992
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