Few days ago I was celebrating 7 years on Hive š And nowā¦ itās my turn to give a little bit back to the community. With a reward! I meanā¦ I canāt exactly send you cake (trust me, I would if I could) but I can send you some Hiveā¦ š))
Soā¦ let me explainā¦
When I joined Hive, I never imagined it would be such a big part of my life. I found my purpose here. I found a path that helped me through hard times. I learned how to calm my brain when my thoughts are like little fireworks about to explode andā¦ yeahā¦ Iām on the verge of an epileptic seizure. Sometimes itās really hard to say out loud whatās inside. But writing? Writing helps. Even if itās just in my head at 2 a.m. when I canāt sleep and strange feelings start creeping inā¦ I start writing an article in my mind. (Yes, I know, sounds weirdā¦ but it works for me ) š
Soā¦ THANK YOU. Thank you Hive team. Thank you Hive people. You changed my life. š
Okā¦ now thatās out of my systemā¦ back to the point of this post.
The badge I CANNOT get š
Soā¦ I was scrolling through my HiveBuzz profile, looking at all the rewards and badges I already gotā¦ and there is ONE badge I just. can. not. get.
DAILY TOP COMMENTED š
And I was likeā¦ nooooā¦ I want thisā¦ like a kid wanting a puppy. š¶
Thereās so many amazing writers here and Iām still a small girl in this big Hive worldā¦ but I am ready to fight for it. If not with this postā¦ maybe the next.
We can try, right? š
My big master plan š”
So I was thinkingā¦ and thenā¦ BAMā¦ lightbulb over my headā¦ maybe THIS is the way.
I will ask you guysā¦ to write me a joke.
Everybody knows at least one joke, right? We ALL need more laughing in lifeā¦
I even have a daily news page where I scroll to the bottom just to see the joke of the day. Best combo ever: coffeeā¦ depressing newsā¦ and a joke. š
How this will work
If I understand correctly (whichā¦ many timesā¦ I donāt š), I need to get the most comments in 1 day (24 hours).
Soā¦
1ļøā£ Write your joke in the comments ā any style, any type.
2ļøā£ The best 3 jokes get a reward:
āš„ 1st place ā 5 Hive
āš„ 2nd place ā 3 Hive
āš„ 3rd place ā 2 Hive
3ļøā£ Iāll choose the winners either by:
ā- The most upvotes on the comment
ā- OR the ones that make me laugh so loud my poor neighbours think Iām dying š
4ļøā£ All jokes are welcome ā cheesy, dark, weird, spicy, completely random.
5ļøā£ No downvoting just because you donāt like it ā itās just a freaking joke, ok?!
In case you need inspirationā¦there is my warm-up for you...
Dark humor is like foodā¦ not everyone gets it. š«¢š¬š
How do you call an epileptic in a kitchen? Shake 'n bake ( Hey, I'm an epileptic, so I can joke about it!) š«Øš
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised. š§š
Alrightā¦ now itās YOUR turn.
Letās fill this comment section, make my neighbours question my sanity, and get me that shiny badge.
And rememberā¦ donāt be mad. Donāt be offended.
Lifeās too shortā¦ and jokes are just jokes.
