Ladies and…okay fine…gentlemen too! Question for you!
If a wife wakes up in the morning, eyes half open, and the first thing she says is:
“Oh baby, make me a cup of coffee…” ☕💋
…and the husband, already awake, goes:
“Ugh, you’re already nagging…” 😒
Tell me honestly…is that really nagging? Or is that just a wife needing her coffee before she bites someone’s head off? 😂
I mean come on, it’s coffee! The magic drink that makes me nice. Make me a cup and I’ll be as sweet as a cookie all day. 🍪 Promise!
So after some “apparently nagging” (his words, not mine), he finally went to the kitchen. Then I hear him yell:
“Oh baby, you don’t have any coffee!”
WHAT?! 😱
I jumped out of bed like a crazy woman, ran to the kitchen screaming, “Nooo, that’s impossible! I NEED my coffee!” But he was right. My precious coffee jar…empty. 😭
Then I spot another coffee on the counter and say, “See? There is coffee!”
And he goes, “Yeah, but that one’s not the same.”
Excuse me? I don’t care what kind of coffee it is…just give me caffeine before I lose my mind! 😂☕
Okay, but listen…I’ll tell you a little secret. Someone had a birthday last week. Someone turned… 40! 😎 Can you guess who? Let’s just say once you hit that number, your eyes start pretending they’re 80. 🤓😂
Now, here’s the fun part. In 14 years together, my husband has celebrated his birthday properly only once. ONE time! And this time, his mom said, “If you don’t come home, I’ll find you anywhere in the world and bring you home!” yeah, they make him BUDNICA (That’s Slovenian for “musical wake-up torture.” 😂)
So, picture this: 5 in the morning, people outside our house playing music and singing. 🎺🎶 Not midnight, thank God, but still, FIVE A.M.! His mom was glowing with pride. Her only son turning 40, she wanted to do it big.
After the noise, food, and drinks, they finally left. Then at noon, we had a small family party. Nothing huge, just enough to say, “Yep, he celebrated!” I could see on his face…this is not happening again anytime soon. 😂
Later, I had to drive him to work because his coworkers threw him a surprise party too! They got him a Hot Wheels Ferrari. 🚗 A toy car, but apparently an expensive one he’d wanted forever. So hey, no more nagging about that!
And my gift? YouTube Premium. Why? Because the man lives on YouTube and always complains about ads. 🙄 So I bought it for him. His first reaction? “Oh no, cancel it!” Two seconds later: “Actually, leave it. Just for a year.” 😂
So here I am, finally sitting in peace, not hearing him yell, “Ugh, another ad!” Wuhuuu! 🎉
But yeah, when you hit 40, suddenly everything your wife says sounds like nagging…even if it’s just “make me coffee.” ☕😂 I guess I better talk sweet or his hair’s gonna turn gray faster than my coffee brews! 💁♀️💨
So…lection for some of you: No coffee, no wife 😂😂
