Ok coolbeans, just checking.

You did sound like you were on trial, though. Like you were on the.... defence/defense.
No, that's a LIE! I didn't think you sounded defens/cive, I just wanted to make another Canadian/American English merger.

And gotta buy me dinner first was just a joke. Promise I'm not hitting on you. I haven't hit on anyone in a thousand years.
Gotta buy him dinner, though.