if you enjoy cleaning activities, then you have something up your sleeve. You enjoy scrubbing toilets, mopping the floor and dusting the shelves? Do you get a sense of satisfaction when you engage in this activities? Well I have a question for you? Why???
Enjoying cleaning is a suspicious behavior. If you had no idea, it is an indication of a deeper underlying issue- a desire for control, a love for monotony, or worse, a secret life as a spy. Just take a moment to think about it:
Why do you need that much order in your life?
What are you hiding behind those sparkling clean windows?
How can you possibly enjoy the smell of bleach?
if you know any cleaning enthusiast, please keep a close eye on them. You never know what they might be planning.
World domination, definitely.
Embrace the mess folks! Let us save the world from the clutches of cleaning enthusiasts. This fight begins with you.
(PS I hope the humor is not missed. 😁)
