I think I will start this little post by saying there are far too many fucken smart arses in this tribe. POB I mean, probably better if it was PUB then I can just stay here at the bar getting schooner and drinking till the cows come home.
And fuck you if you think I am thinking of the fat cows that are from Boganville. No I am referring to the dirtier variety that will suck and fuck for a small amount of 2 fingers each hand. If I succeed I am sure to get a large ball increase and an incremental ego boost.
Now I cant for the life of me figure out there I found this fucker but anyway it's besides the point that I am looking for a good time here at the local pub. I mean what does a guy have to do to get some decent action with the garden variety gnome.. I mean cow.
Yes for sure I have got lots to say because remember I am saying this will be a small post that will have no logical direction other than to see if I can get enough to buy me some schooners of beers and finger action.
Now. I am not sure if this will be taken as a sign by everyone that has been reading my posts in the past that I am going down hill but I have no illusions that yes I think I have made the gutter my best friend. I think I am having quite a few good influences since I have started posting here in POB. Again why oh why is it not called PUB. Schooners. Rulz.
But in all seriousness, he is probably just about to doze off. Bitches better not get in his way to the good time waiting for him just past the grass line.
I mean I can honestly tell you that juggling eight women is possible in one party.
I know. I did it.
The question though is when do they find out and how much of my balls is left after they start beating the shit out of me. Gah. I am running out of semen. I mean cream. Nope. I meant condoms. Yeah that's not it either. I think I will just grab the nearest exit and wink at the lady cop wanting to raid the place. Maybe if I wink slow and convincing enough she'll cuff me and take me with her.
I know that's happened quite a lot with you fellas.
Every time I start to write something that is half decent it tends to go to shit. And every time I start to write shit. It just stay shit.
Okay. Okay. Just look up will you.
Scroll back up and re read what I wrote I bet you the material will change. I put a spell on it.
With lots of errors. Bad grammar and cows. Plenty of cows. The best kinds are the ones that let you push them down and let them just lie down and moo the night away.
Serious. I am not kidding. I did cow tipping ones. Lost big time. Fuckers didn't even attempt to run.
Those fuckers just stand there and take it like moose.
Damned goose.
Hey fucker I thought you said you were just going to write something small. What's going on? Seriously, reader stop reading this fuckers posts. It's just the dregs from the bottom of the bong. He's recycled it because fucker's too lazy to go get new buds.
FUCK!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Oh dear later guys off camping now. See you in a week if I make it out alive.
Oh good luck on that POB-WOTW thing you running.
I don't have the balls to strut anything. Not enough ego to get the juices flowing. Seriously.
This is just a shit ego post. Wouldn't know where to start. Its all in the sack, hanging like low hanging ego sacks. Ready to get kicked.
Better if its kicked though.
Fuck linked the wrong source.
FUCKERS!!!