You've got to be kidding me.🤣
ok - So after the HUGE delay of Covid... I FINALLY got my 23 & Me DNA test back
If you recall,
I've been waaaaaaaaaaaiting to find these things out for the reasons I explained here in my video. No reason to rehash it - just go there if you really want to know why my genetics have always been somewhat of a mystery.
But now - my spit was going to tell me alllllllllllll that I needed to know, after I sent it away to the magical spit detectors at 23 and Me! (yay science LOL)
Now, interestingly enough
My husband upgraded my package to see all the things that were related to my health - so that I could like... deal with that now, instead of dying from it later!
Thank you hubby! I did take a quick look at these - but I was like migraines. check. yes - I know I get them because... i... get.... them. BUT THANK YOU!!!! thank you for checking my spit to tell me this!!! I'm glad I know now that it is in fact..... migraines. Some of the other things were also like - yep... right. High blood pressure is all throughout my family, so I am also probably very likely to get that. so - nice!!! I will definitely keep that on the radar.
And then there was like. "Hey. so.... check this out."
um. what?
Come again?
Whatchu mean Neanderthal?!?!?!😂
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! APPARENTLY.... they are checking your spit (DNA) for traces of Neanderthal dna. and I am not shitting you. I got some. hahahaha
Well WHAT IN THE HELL is that supposed to mean?!?!?!
Ok... so I'm more than 98.0% modern Dreemie. and less than 2% Neanderthal Dreemie. oooooook! LOL Why do I see another video being formed as we speak, 
Now this actually ASSOCIATES with actual personality traits (Like, I am less likely to be afraid of heights... true.) and other things - but.. I won't bore you with that cuz...........
👇THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER
My grandmother was adopted, and we didn't know much - but we knew she was Welsh.
We thought she was Welsh.
I do not know why I think this is so hilarious... but according to my spit. I am 29% IRISH. which is just the coolest freaking thing ever.
Seriously. all night long I annoyed my family with...
- "No wonder why I like Lucky Charms."
- "Well that explains my love of Riverdance."
- "Does anyone want me to perform a jig???? cuz I will do that shit right now."
- "I always was able to quickly spot a rainbow."
- "Remember that four leaf clover I found??"
- "Hey! The Capt'n DOES have an Irish accent, right?! She KNEW!"
and of course... when they irritated me...
- "Oh.. you people are gettin' my Irish up."
My parents and sister were DYING laughing all night at what a shock this was! How fun is that?!?! We just never knew, and now THEY all are dying to get the test too!!!! hahahahahaha
Before I go... let me leave you with this. I'll be learning this choreography on the morrow, lads and lasses!!
Make room for me, gals!
screenshots from my test results
gifs from giphy.com