[From Facebook]
Hey people, I've got to scream out a disclaimer here, if you're offended by religious/blasphemous jokes you probably should sit this one out (although I think jokes like these were made just for you 😂😂). Well, there, disclaimer done. Let's get right into it!
I've made so many religious/blasphemous jokes in my time, I've posted some long form ones here like: Why Heaven Can't be a Paradise
and Islam's Virgins in Heaven, etc, but the short form content I've been posting on Facebook and other social media that I roam, now I've decided to compile some of them for a longer post for Hive. More of these should come in the future. Enjoy!
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This fourth one is one of my all time favorites, but it needs a little explanation for non-Nigerians, 'abacha' is a Nigerian food and the women who sell it are fond of asking with the Igbo language 'would there be fish in it?' instead of asking 'should I put fish in it?' I wonder why, it's not like there is no way to express that in their language. Here goes:
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