So she was a good looking lady.
As I live in the middle of nowhere I have become accustomed to someone knocking the door once a year with a needle in hand.
But not twice!
The first time was over 7 years ago now. It was a vet, he stood on my doorstep holding a needle. I nearly shot him dead right there on the spot.
He explained it was a free service. Asked if I have any dogs and if so he would vax them against rabies.
So yes, got used to the vet calling once a year.
A doctor though????????????
She also had a needle in hand. Bloody gorgeous she was I must admit.
Slim, long dark hair, smile a mile wide. Fit as fuck we say in the UK.
I asked her if she was the new vet looking for dogs.
Well that went down like the titanic.
As the smile faded and with one hand on one hip she informed me she was "a real doctor."
Okay she was "a real doctor" I thought, so I asked what she wanted and why the needle in hand.
Turns out she wanted to offer me a free mRNA jab for convid-1984.
This is going to be fun I thought, now I had the smile on my face.
Take a seat on my bench in the courtyard I said as I ushered her to it with my outstretched hand/arm invitingly.
I sat on the bench opposite so she did not feel uncomfortable with me.
I asked is this normal for a doctor to do house calls when nobody has called them? She said there is a pandemic and everyone is being given the chance for a free vaccination. In the countryside there are no surgeries, so now home calls would be normal.
I said I have not seen any pandemic, where is this pandemic you speak of.
She said "have you not seen the TV?" That says it all does it not.
Willing to play along all the same I asked her what was in this jab? She replied she does not know but it might protect me.
"might" I asked, yes she said, there are many variants and it may or may not protect me, and I could still get this pandemic thingy and could possibly still transmit it so will need booster jabs!!!!!
I declined and her face was a picture. Gone was the smile, a frown appeared.
"You are being selfish" she stated.
But I live alone here most of the time with nobody for miles around.
But you can still pass it on to someones elderly parent and it might kill them she stated.
Pass what on I asked. Covid she stated.
I said is this covid here now with us and I looked all around, taking the piss out of her.
She said I might have it but have no symptoms, and be a super spreader.
I said the only thing I spread is cow shit on the land as it helps food grow.
I had to do it, I had to ask. I said are you sure you are a real doctor when you state things like I might have it without knowing? She was now from a frown to angry faced.
The snapping point.
I asked if she was getting paid per jab. Bang that was it, she was off.
She stormed off down my drive with a face like a slapped fish.
I yelled get back to opening your surgery and treating those that need or want treatment.
Wheel spin and gone!
What a nice visit I thought. Well not many people stop by after all. :-)
Have a superb day.