Diarrheas of the Mindsauce: Soveringinity, a Fee Meme on the Lam.

You awaken, dazed and confused, and the wall display says it's April 1st, 2042. You almost utter to yourself, 'this has got to be a joke,' but in case they're watching, you summarily dismiss the urge to speak to avoid committing a cliche. The doorbell rings as if you already knew, only it startles you because it got set to the tune of the 2012 hit, 'Gangnam Style,' and the home you find yourself in has some seriously psycho subwoofers.

After peering through the door's viewscreen on your ancient laptop, you take notice as the individual is outfitted in a HOELICE uniform (a leopard pink unitard with a tutu), and they appear unfazed by the clear noise violation. As the new reality starts to gel with the old reality, things become less foggy, and you say to yourself..

After enabling the microphone on the intercom system, you say in a rather gruff and masculine voice: "Hark! Who Goes There?" In response, the gentlema'am sayeth: "Excuse me, Sir, is this Gordon Feememe?" To whit, you reply: "Pardonne-Moi?! I do not sexually identify as a man, Zhir! HOELICE: "Very well, I'm sorry about that. How do you sexually identify?"

Gordon Feememe: "Wouldn't you like to know you perverted fuck! What do you say I call your Captain and report you for your microaggressions? Do I come to your door and ask you, in where or what you stick into your gender parts?"

HOELICE: Seeming a bit flustered and embarrassed: "So sorry, what do you say I come on in, and then we can smooth things out over a piping hot latte?"

Gordon Feememe: "Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you lead with that in the first place!? That's a hoestess of a different color! Come on in!"

Her latte game was stronk, but now you must rest and get back to that dream about 2021, right before they immanentize the eschaton and 'first contact' happens.

As an aside: Had you stayed in 2042 and flashed forward a couple of weeks later, your sources informed you that the interdepartmental rumor is that you are the one who knocks. Then they start appearing at your door in teams! I know what you're thinking; That's pretty cool, right? No, it's fucking exhausting. You try it next time!