That's right, it took me a while, but I finally worked out G-dog's password, (it's g-dog123), and hacked it while he's at the supermarket buying me Oreo's...Sucker!
I gave him the Grouchy-pout and said, bro, there's no Oreo's for Saturday night snacks, which he fell for...He went to buy some which, I'll smash out tonight whilst watching Westworld. A win-win.
I've wanted to get onto his computer for a while but he's always on it engaging and posting on hive. Now's my chance though.
I've wanted to surf the net for a while because...Well, I've been feeling umm...You know, funny urges that need satisfying.
It's cool to hang out with G-dog, he's an ok dude, shoots guns and builds Lego and stuff...But, he's got Faith to kiss and cuddle and me? Well, I have no one to satisfy my growing urges and I'm a little lonely. So I decided to rectify that.
I've been surfing the interwebs, not an easy task with no fucking hands, but have managed to find a few suitable options. I'm at a loss to know exactly how I'm going to connect with them but I'm resourceful and love will find a way right?
It only took me a few minutes to locate what I was looking for; I just searched a few words like hot sexy babes and * hot mail-order brides*. I was in business in no time!
Fortunately I wrote down the G-dog's credit card details last time I stole his VISA card to buy Lego, (goddamn it, he's such a sucker), and was able to subscribe to a few sites so...I should have some responses to my matches shortly I would say. I'm not sure how I'm going to respond though, I'll have to send the G-dog out for more Oreo's or distract him with Lego I suppose. He's gullible though, should be no problem.
Anyway, whilst I was doing some interwebing for my new girlfriend I took this selfie and decided, since there's a new selfie-oriented Faces of Hive community, I might as well throw one in. I might be green, and small, but I'm still a person after all.
Green people matter y'all.
That's about it...I better go, that knucklehead G-dog will be back soon and I've got to clear the browsing history, cover my tracks and all.
If you feel like it, leave me a comment below...I'll get back to you the next time I hack into G-dog's computer and hive account. I'll type an answer back for sure, It's amazing what I can do without hands, that's why I'm looking for a girlfriend.
Be good, and if you're going to be bad, be good at it. Like me!
Grouchy (strikes again)