Human beings in their lust for power have brought the planet to the brink of destruction. Hence, scientists have been in search of a planet to have as a backup to start a new life.
For this purpose, it is planned to use the state-of-the-art technology available and suitable human beings have been chosen to carry out the first missions and thus create colonies.
But not everything can be carried on a space voyage for reasons of space on the ships. There are also the climatic conditions of the other planet they have named UB-40 to consider.
The following is the proposal of Colonel Darkcoffee at a private meeting of the heads of state or representatives of all the countries regarding the mission to UB-40.
The secretary of the organization (UN) gives a few words and presents the agenda of those who are going to speak; among them is Colonel Darkcoffee.
Let's read his speech:
-Mr. Secretary, representatives of all the countries of the planet, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I am here thanks to the invitation of the president of my country who has delegated to me the responsibility of representing him and thus expressing what will be the mission that I will command.
As most of you know, I am an aviation pilot and astronaut. I have traveled to outer space on several occasions leading missions that have been successfully completed.
I have also been very much in the media for having an exquisite taste for coffee and a fervent advocate of it. This is because my family has been growing coffee for years and we know how beneficial it is. Of course, you may be right and say that the latter is irrelevant, but you will know why I mentioned it.
In order to succeed in the mission that awaits us, it is necessary to carry a series of resources that will help us with food, health, etc. Tools that will ultimately serve for the survival of human beings in UB-40.
I have selected as my crew the best ones according to my criteria and I present them to you below:
My pilot is the captain @soyanafuentes, I have great confidence in her for being assertive, for having knowledge that makes her apt to lead us successfully on the journey.
Also for having a smile that disarms more than one; that's in case we get hostile aliens.
The colonel continues with his words.
-For the area of humanistic knowledge and education there are the most experienced majors that can exist, @sacra97 y @numa26. With these excellent women we are assured of a wonderful future, full of knowledge.
The economy, trade are important for the human being and in our new life can not miss the currency, the currency and for this will be in charge of Lt. @fragozar01. A tough, determined ranger, capable of successfully carrying out whatever is entrusted to him. He is here and I present them to you.
Please Ramon, show us some of what you will be wearing.
At that moment the lieutenant colonel appears with piggy banks full of cryptocurrencies.
The astonished look on the faces of those present could not be disguised, but no one said anything.
-Thank you Ramon.
Now let me introduce you to the one I have entrusted to feed on all my trips, the chef de mission, the licensed @edwing357.
At that moment, the lawyer entered with a bag of bread and immediately those present began to murmur something that could not be understood very well, but for those who had their ears to the ground, they speculated that everyone wanted bread with ham or sausage.
-Thank you Edwing for attending.
A mission cannot be complete if we do not have a health team, and for this we count on Dr. @tibilopez and the nurse @lisrl26, who in addition to their knowledge in medicine, have extensive knowledge in other areas and never stop talking; well, only when they turn on the cameras.
This health team is joined by the excellent dentist @helengutier2. A dentist should never be missing in the family and she with her spectacular smile and humor will make us have fun.
Likewise, the excellent professional will be with me in the coordination, cultivation, preservation and distribution of coffee @crisch23. A very well known coffee drinker in the coffee growing environment.
At that moment, one of the attendees stood up and asked:
-And why do we need to have knowledge about coffee, why take coffee to space?
Immediately, Colonel Darkcoffee responded:
-Thank you for your inquiry.
Please, what is your name and which country do you represent?
The person who had asked the question stood up again and answered as if he were an eminent person, but at the same time he was staggering and his clothing gave much to be desired.
-My name is Absolutevodka and the country I represent is The Drunken Republic.
-Thank you again Mr. Absolutevodka.
Bringing coffee to UB-40 is an act of safety and survival. All or most of the inhabitants of planet Earth are well aware of the benefits that coffee offers us.
But, in case you don't know, I can instruct you briefly.
-Coffee is beneficial for health according to studies carried out by medical specialists worldwide. Coffee reduces the risk of a cerebrovascular accident, it has antioxidant power, hence it is said that it slows aging. It improves alertness, is a source of energy, increases concentration and motivates physical and intellectual speed.
It decreases the chances of diabetes, prevents cirrhosis and what I have just mentioned is very good for your country, Mr. Absolutevodka; you should increase its consumption. It is digestive and there are studies that point out that it can fight asthma.
There are many more reasons, but to conclude I would say that for a mission such as the one we are about to face, coffee is our best tool to achieve success.
UB-40 has the perfect climate to grow it and for this reason we carry seeds in good condition of the best types of coffee.
Humanity could not survive off planet Earth without coffee.
All the team I just mentioned and invited for the mission are my admiration and coffee connoisseurs.
The colonel paused for a coffee break and then concluded.
-Now, before I retire, I must express a concern.
We know that the distance between the Earth and UB-40 is extremely long, it is a distance of light years. In other words, it would take us many, many years to get there.
We are also clear that tests have already been done on a ship that travels in the manner of a teleporter, shortening the travel time.
Come on, let's take a ride on that ship!
I only ask that they have improved the part where when traveling, the panties never arrive at the destination.
I request this, because the consequences of human overpopulation will be a problem in our new home. It's dangerous to be without panties over there.
Thank you all for listening.
At that point the colonel concluded his remarks and they proceeded to vote to determine which missions would leave immediately.
Of course, the decision was that the "Coffee is Life" mission will depart on the Scenario 2 ship immediately.
Invite all my crew named above to participate in this wonderful initiative. The link for details can be found here
May the universe grant you all that you long for and may the blessings of health, love, and prosperity cover your homes.
