“Don’t be a boring partner, spice things up my darling”, I heard the host of The Dream World show say.
I didn’t pay attention to what she said as I don’t believe in relationship experts.
“Aren’t you tired of being a boring partner?, does your sexual life have to be the same since you both said I do?”, those words from her mouth got me.
I listened attentively to what she was saying, as much as I did not fancy relationship experts this particular expert was talking to me directly.
“Marriage is an institution, where you get to learn, unlearn, and relearn, you can’t stick to the old boring ways, making your marriage hot and spicy is very necessary. If you intend to switch things up with your partner, I recommend you get an aphrodisiac food or drink as these are the major ingredients that can help stimulate you and your partner sexually”.
oh wow! I said to myself as I couldn’t believe my ears.
“There’s nothing wrong with exploring sexually with your partner, they are your partner after all so bringing something new to the table isn’t going to hurt anyone”. The host continued speaking.
I pondered on all she said and she was correct, I and Kelvin needed to spice up our marriage, we’ve been married for 8 years and we haven’t spiced up our sexual activities, so exploring wasn’t a bad idea.
I made a mental note to buy an aphrodisiac drink when I go to the shopping mall the next day.
The next day, I arrived at the mall, super pumped because I was about to go on an adventure with Kelvin. I picked all I needed for the house and went in search of the aphrodisiac drink when an idea struck me.
When I thought about the type of aphrodisiac drink I wanted I thought about the type of drink that was both healthy and one that still does the job.
While one part of my brain was recommending various drinks the other part kept screaming COFFEE! and in that moment I knew the type of drink I wanted.
I searched tirelessly for the aphrodisiac coffee until I found Belafod Aphrodisiac Coffee sitting in all its glory. Looking at what was about to spice up my marriage I smiled.
I paid for the groceries and drove home whilst smiling all the way through as I knew that things were about to get steamier with Kelvin.
The plan was to run a cold bath for Kelvin when he gets back, serve him his favorite meal and make two cups of the aphrodisiac coffee to get things heated up and get down to the business of the night, but my plans were ruined as Kelvin came home late and I was asleep.
I woke up at 8:10 the next morning, not knowing how I overslept and didn’t hear my alarm ring.
I quickly got dressed, did my makeup and hair, Kelvin was kind enough to give me my cup of coffee while I was about to leave the house.
“Thank you baby”, I said giving Kelvin a quick kiss on his lips.
“I guess I’d be home alone today”, Kelvin replied.
“Oh you took a day off, enjoy yourself, my love, bye-bye,” I said as I headed to my car.
The traffic was so terrible on my way to work and I knew for a fact that I was screwed as my meeting was supposed to start soon. While we all drove like snails I decided to sip some of my coffee and I enjoyed every bit of it as Kelvin was a badass Barista.
The more I sipped the coffee the more I wanted more as the coffee was too good.
I finally arrived at the office 20 minutes late but to my greatest surprise the meeting was shifted to later, I was happy as it gave me time to go over my pitch.
While I sat in my office, going through my pitch I started sweating, I felt horny, I craved my husband’s touch, my imagination was running wild and I was burning up.
I was unable to wrap my head around everything, the fact that I felt funny when I was about to attend a very important meeting didn’t add up. While I wallowed in my misery and wanted to disappear to meet my husband that was when I remembered. Kelvin must have brewed the aphrodisiac coffee for me as it explains why I was craving to be touched, why I needed more of the coffee, and why the coffee tasted differently.
I knew I was screwed, you just have to hold it together for two hours then you can go home. I said to myself.
I tried so much to distract myself but I couldn’t. Fabian my colleague walked into my office.
“Suzzy, are you alright?” He asked.
“Yes I am”, I replied.
Fabian touched my neck and forehead out of concern and when he did that I wanted to tell him not to remove his hand, get your act together young lady! the little voice in my head warned.
As my sexual urge continued to increase I couldn’t help it as I blurted out everything to Fabian and the crazy dude couldn’t t help but burst into laughter and later started flirting with me. The more he flirted with me the more I wanted to be in the hands of my husband “calm down Suzzy I said to myself.
I drove Fabian out of my office and he still didn’t fail to give me a seductive look before leaving.
I had the longest 2-hour meeting of my life, others thought I was nervous because of the way I sweated and Fabian kept winking and laughing at me.
The moment I finished the meeting I drove so fast to my house like my life depended on it and my husband and I went straight to business.
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