A Witch, A Zombie, A Werewolf and the Devil are sat around a table drinking coffee the night before halloween...
A Stage Script.
[Witch] I just feel like it's all getting a bit old.
[Devil] what is?
[Witch] you know... just this whole spooky Halloween thing... people just don't get scared like they used to.
[Werewolf] oh I dont know about that... last night I chased three kids through the city for about 8 blocks... and trust me, they were scared.
[Witch] yeah, but thats not what I'm talking about, I mean, the whole Halloween thing.. the kids weren't running because they were scared of monsters.. they were running because they were being chased by a stray dog.
[Werewolf] I beg your pardon.. I am neither a dog nor a stray!!
[DEVIL] (smirking) could have fooled me.
[Zombie] Brains!!!!
[Witch] Come on, we need to think of something new... something that will get us noticed again... the biggest trick yet.
Let's just throw some ideas out and see if any stick.
[Devil] the biggest trick i ever pulled was convincing the world i didn't exist.
[Werewolf] yeah, and how did that pan out for you? Now girls dress up as you to go clubbing, and everyone thinks you are a bit of a joke.
[Zombie] Brains!!
[Devil] well at least I dont have fleas.
[Werewolf] fuck you
[Zombie] Brains!!
[Witch] Oh for Souls sake, can we just get back to thinking of something we can do.
[Werewolf] How about we..... oh I know, we could rent a house, decorate it and then when trick or treaters come knocking, we could steal all of their candy.
[Zombie] Brains!
[Devil] (mumbles) Hardly
[Werewolf] I heard that
[Devil] I said it loud
[Witch] if you two don't pack it in I'm going to turn your coffees into Shit.
[Devil] that would probably improve mine
[Zombie] Brains!!
[Witch] I just wish we could go back to the old days of stealing souls and banishing innocents Hell bound.
[Devil] but you know that Hell hit capacity a long time ago.
[Witch] I just dont understand why Heaven keeps expanding and taking more souls, yet Hell is at capacity.
[Devil] (Smirking) its because Heaven has Cloud Storage.
[Werewolf] you suck
[Devil] you smell like wet dog.
[Zombie] Brains!!
[Witch] I give up, let's just do the same as last year.... Werewolf you need to go around the houses winding the dogs up so that nobody can sleep. Devil, you need to give everybody going to Halloween parties the 'Hangover from Hell' and I will turn all of the trick or treat candy into laxatives again..
Everybody agreed?
[Zombie] Brains!!
[Witch] oh sorry zombie,ummm, you just be your best self and try to stay away from swimming pools this time.
[Zombie] brains!!
[Witch] ok? Are we agreed?
[Werewolf] Agreed
[Devil] Agreed
[Zombie] Brains!!
[Witch] ok fine, I dont even know why I bother.. see you next year.
Witch flies off
Devil vanishes in a cloud of red smoke
Zombie walks away mentioning something about brains.
Werewolf takes a final sip of his coffee.
[Werewolf] (spitting the drink and wincing) urghhhh its shit!!
fade to black